Lies Parents Tell #87619

Well of course there's a toe nail fairy. I think they pay you 10 cents for every cut toenail!

Harry actually came up with this idea. Clipping toenails is a traumatic event. Even with the anticipation of the fairy, it is only somewhat less traumatic, but after receiving his bounty this morning, I am hopeful conditions will improve. Due to all of the fussing, we only collected 7 clippings. Technically, Harry should have gotten 70 cents, but I came up with roughly 54 from my wallet. He has no idea. It was just a lot. And by the way he slammed his door open this morning and went running around the house (too suspicious to leave the bag of nails under his pillow....he doesn't want fairies snooping around) you would hav ethought it wa sChristmas morning!