Am I the last person on the planet to not have a facebook page?

It would seem even the Bighitter has one. Do I need one? Why? I barely have time for my current friends. And I still keep in touch with people from middle school, high school, college, old neighbors I grew up with...people from various jobs. Is this a bandwagon I need to jump on? It's not that I'm feeling left out. Hounded is more like it. And the ever present question "do you have a facebook page?" No. Is this what those people who don't have cell phones feel like (I know at least two of them...and my dad's not one of them!).
Speaking of cell phones, Isabella has a Firefly. I'd been thinking of getting Harry one. Apparently they are only $30, plus minutes. Then he wouldn't get my phone all sticky.