It's Not That I Want My Kid To Grow Up To Be A Drunk...
Today, we were waiting in line for a super cool (I say sarcastically) character dinner at Sesame Place. Harry was running around with a handful of other ids (uh-Freudian slip? I thought I meant kids, but ids works too), and I said to Kevin "Wouldn't it be great if grown ups made friends that easily?" And then we thought of a bar scene. There was roaring at that point (like a lion), so it was obviously a sports bar. The big kid was making the little ones do relays, obviously drunks in the parking lot seeing who was faster, or drunker! Then there was the coversation: Guess what! Guess what? I'm going to Abra2dabra n Tuesday. I don't go to My Menike's anymore. Super drunk at that point, when no one has a clue what you are talking about. Then, finally, there's the other kid who has to show Harry his new Elmo shirt. I'm picturing old neighbor Dan: See? It's my new shirt. If you look at it from this way, it looks different. It's my new fishing shirt. It's red.